Palinisms

I recently came across a quote from Sarah Palin where she strings together seemingly sagacious phrases and multi syllabic words to produce sentences that defy explanation. I began to ponder whether, with Bush about to fade away, Palinisms are going to be the new Bushisms. I started trawling the net for a list of fun examples and it seems I wasn't the first to think of this idea. Here is a list of some famous Palinisms. A review of this attempt to diagrammatically represent her sentences reveals why I believe Palinism is to Bushism like Ulysses is to a Western flick. Enjoy :)